THE NILE CROCODILE IS RENOWNED AS ONE OF THE MOST AGGRESSIVE ANIMALS IN THE WORLD, PRIMARILY BECAUSE IT SEES HUMANS AS A REGULAR PART OF ITS DIET.

CROQUE-A-LICIOUS!

FORTUNATELY FOR YOU, THEY RESIDE IN SUB-SAHARAN AFRICA, MEANING YOU'RE SAFE—FOR NOW.

JUST LIKE HUMANS, THESE REPTILES ARE CAPABLE OF SWIMMING AND WALKING ON LAND. INTERESTINGLY, SOME SMALLER SPECIES CAN EVEN GALLOP.

CROQUE-A-RIFIC!

IF YOU FIND YOURSELF BECOMING TERRITORIAL AND SOLITARY WHEN HUNGER STRIKES, YOU MIGHT HAVE MORE IN COMMON WITH A CROQUE THAN YOU THOUGHT.

OUR SANDWICH PORTIONS ARE GENEROUS, ENSURING THERE'S NO NEED FOR ANYONE TO RESORT TO THE “DEATH ROLL.”

CROQUES COMMUNICATE THROUGH A VARIETY OF SOUNDS, INCLUDING BELLOWS, ROARS, GROWLS, AND GRUNTS.

WE PREFER YOU COMMUNICATE WITH US VIA PHONE, ONLINE, OR INSTAGRAM.

YELP! IF YOU HAVE TOO.

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ALL OUR INGREDIENTS ARE SOURCED WITH THE HIGHEST CARE TO SERVE YOU FOOD THAT IS MADE WITH LOVE TO NOURISH AND REPLENISH YOUR ENERGY

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WE THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING US AND PROMISE TO KEEP CREATING FOOD THAT IS FOR HUMANS